Say hello to your new go-to sweatshirt for early mornings, messy breakfasts, and those wild parenting moments that become the best stories. This midweight crew sits comfortably between cozy and durable — a soft cotton-poly blend with a classic fit and reinforced stitching where you need it. The distressed, hand-drawn typography reads like a worn favorite, turning a laugh-out-loud parenting truth into wearable everyday humor. Wear it to school drop-off, weekend hikes with the kids, or late-night coffee runs; it layers easily and washes like a champ, keeping its shape thanks to the ribbed collar and quality construction. Subtle details — tear-away neck label, Tubular-knit body with no side seams, and the option for embroidered placement — elevate comfort without fuss. It feels lived-in from day one and holds up through the chaos that comes with raising little humans.
Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching to retain shape and strengthen seams - Tear-away inner label and OEKO-TEX certified dyes for comfort and safer wear - Embroidery available on chest or wrists; DTF inner labels with DTG print for main design
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
